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Phallx: The fruedian result of a poem exercise in A2 English.

Pertaining correspondence wrote
Through the bluff, to town I railed,
‘Twixt anatomies laid my right

Up upon the house I raided
With bully, boisterous youthful clout,
Vestments by vestments, pre-emptively raised

Gaze, despair, on turgid might!
Look upon the weapon bladed
It’ll bejoy you, dear, in spite
Of how you feel so cold and jaded

Witness, lazy, it starts to grow
Fearful how it might mistime,
Sneezed upon by foetid snow
Sorry, ma’am, you’ve been begrimed.

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

iliketodisco:

hermione-ganja:

I mean,

Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.

They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.

They live right by the kitchen.

Their head of house teaches herbology.

“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.

Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

Hufflepuffs aren’t the most prestigious house, but seriously; do they start shit, like, ever?

(via lucius-derpius)

thinkingisdangerous:

opinionsarepoison:

This is why you’re single.

I really don’t care about any of the following:

Boris saying other girls are pretty. I know he knows how pretty I am for a start, and saying someone is pretty doesn’t really mean anything 99% of the time, churz.

Boris going to parties or hanging out with other girls. OH MY GOD, SHE HAS A VAGINA IT TOTALLY MEANS SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN!… How about no.

Boris talking about his exes. He doesn’t do it much and I like that he’s comfortable enough with me to talk about it and isn’t paranoid I’ll think badly of him for doing so, for whatever the fuck reason.

Cheers’en!

Thankee for the trust :] <3 and I’m not sexist but…

(via thinkingisdangerous-deactivated)

landofsilkandfog:

keebler-elf-pimp-factory:

demonsfromthesun:

nocauseforalarm:

I……..

SORRY

OH MY GOD
YES
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

HINDI MYTHOLOGY INFLUENCED HOMESTUCK ART IS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE, I SQUEAKED!

pap shoosh

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah screeches

Fuck the medium, we need Mr Vantas roaming earth delivering his firebrand-bonebulge of peace/flamer justice.

(Source: kawaiisharkchan)

Today on Nonchalantly-Asked, Non-Trivial Tasks: A good request after knowing somebody for 5 minutes!

landofsilkandfog:

unoriginaladdress:

landofsilkandfog:

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landofsilkandfog:

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landofsilkandfog:

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biscuitlikeboundlessness:

unoriginaladdress:

biscuitlikeboundlessness:

landofsilkandfog:

unoriginaladdress:

biscuitlikeboundlessness:

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landofsilkandfog:

unoriginaladdress:

landofsilkandfog:

I must watch this movie again immediately.

Let me go dust off my DVD copy of this movie.

Shhh

Mail it to me

Don’t you live in Minnesota?

Just come and pick it up from me.

Hey we should watch this when I come out there„„,

Ever heard of a town called Forest Lake?

I live a few miles north of there.

:o

:o

Let’s have a movie party

Wait for me guys come on
This is my favorite movie ever

Don’t tell me you live there.

That would be amazing.

MORGAN, GET YOUR ASS UP HERE THEN.

IM COMING AGAIN MEXT YEAR CALM YO TITS

Then I will protect that DVD with my life, bro.

We need to have a Tumbro party guys„„„

Are you going to Anime Detour and AniMinneapolis next year (NOT YOU MORGAN I KNOW YOU ARE/WOULD)

Let me convince my mother that it is worth all my money. In other words, it seems really unlikely unless she comes and she’ll breathe fire if I randomly ran up to a group of people she didn’t know.

I will make it work.

AniMinneapolis is supper cheap bro

$35 at the door

Okay the deal is

You wear something vaguely Homestuck

I casually come up to you and say “Hi, would you like to talk about Homestuck?”

We laugh

Your mom looks on in disapproval

And everyone is friends

Oh god, cheaper than expected, and YES.

THIS SHOULD/WILL BE DONE. IF NOT, YOU CAN HARM ME. I HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY„„„

IF I WAS IN A DAVESPRITE COSPLAY„„„„

WITH FUNCTIONING WINGS„„„„„„„„„„„„,

My first thought to this:

Good.

It begins.

All my Hardware is gloss black with blue and green neon.

And most my software is gloss black with blue and green neon

daisydukes:

nekr0felia:

This is open to all of my followers, their followers, their follower’s followers and so on, so forth. The rules are listed on the image above. As you can see, I don’t ask for much. :)

Again, the prize is ANY WAND OF YOUR CHOICE from www.noblecollection.com

They sell high quality licensed replicas and it is my wish that someone get to experience a bit of the Harry Potter magic by owning their own wand.

For a full list of available wands (so you can start mulling over which one you’d pick in case you are “the chosen one”), click here.

The giveaway ends August 31st and the winner will be announced September 1st, just in time for them to start their new term at Hogwarts!

If you have any questions or concerns, send me an owl.

Happy reblogging!

asedtfgyu I’m crying I already know which one I’d pick

(Source: thethiefsdownfall, via lucius-derpius)

videogamenostalgia:

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Check out the rest here.

(via: koldunkisloty)